fauxhawk

fauxhawk
1. (fauxhawk) (6588↑, 1264↓)
A full head of hair combed into the middle to fabricate the look of a mohawk.

Ladies want me because I got a fauxhawk.

2. (fauxhawk) (586↑, 241↓)
see also: David Beckham.

I got bored and made a shampoo fauxhawk. Then I peed in my shower.

3. (fauxhawk) (162↑, 69↓)
A variation of the "Mohawk" hair style. Hair is worm longer down the middle of the head and ussually spiked with gel. Contrary to the traditional "Mohawk" style, hair is not shaved completely on the sides of the head. AKA: Fohawk

Barber: How would you like your hair cut? Customer: I'd like a mohawk, but I don't think my boss would let me keep my job. Barber: Have you given any thought to a fauxhawk? Customer: That's a great idea, lets go for it\!

4. (fauxhawk) (60↑, 41↓)
sides of the hair have a fade , but still has to blend in well with the top of your head [ top of your head has to have the longest hair ] gelled into the middle of the hair to make a fauxfauk .

guy 1 : yo man i just got a fauxhawk , how does it look ? guy 2 : you look gino man , it looks so sick .

Author: &&immaloveyouforever . http://fauxhawk.urbanup.com/4117352
5. (Fauxhawk) (75↑, 61↓)
A wanabe mohawk. Fauxhawks have the spiked hair at the centerline of the head, but the hair to the sides are not buzzed off. They are also usually considerably shorter than a mohawk.

Jimmy's mom said he would be grounded for life if he got a mohawk, so he settled for a fauxhawk instead.

6. (fauxhawk) (95↑, 85↓)
Hairstyle combed into the middle with a sticky substance and made to vaguely resemble a mohawk. Commonly thought to be the worst thing to happen to punk since Good Charlotte.

Tom: "Dude what's that on your head?" Billy: "Its a fauxhawk, don't judge me\!" Tom: "Too late, kill yourself."

7. (Fauxhawk) (148↑, 165↓)
How douche bags wear their hair so that they can be different just like everyone else. Attempting to mimic the bad-ass'ness of a real Mohawk, douche bags will take their full existing head of hair, and with hair gel, push it all to the center-top of their head and then spike said center-top. Similar to how their mommies used to do to them in the tub when they were toddlers.

I wear a fauxhawk because I want to mask the fact that I don't know who I really am.

Author: Jaun-Pinball-Montoya http://fauxhawk.urbanup.com/4249786
8. (Fauxhawk) (101↑, 133↓)
Hairstyle commonly worn by the douchier and faggier of the male human species. It is believed by many that this hairstyle is achieved by using cum to style the hair.

"wow that homo with the fauxhawk and skinny jeans wouldnt let me sneak into the back of the AMC theatres"

9. (fauxhawk) (79↑, 116↓)
A common hairstyle of the gays resembling a miniature mohawk.

Jack: Jake, diggin' the fauxhawk Jake: Thanks, hotstuff. Jack: How do you always know how to get me so hard?

10. (fauxhawk) (143↑, 186↓)
the totally scene hairstyle sported by celebrities and [metro]s alike... created by Paris fasion genius Alfalfa of "The Little Rascles", this hairstyle is achieved by combing all one's hair to the center so one my give the appearance of a [mohawk]without the socially unacceptable shaving of the head...

"OMGZ\!\!\!111 dId u C codyz FauXhAwK?\!11eleven1 like lozzies... S0000 hAwtt\!\!11" is something a man with a fauxhawk might say

11. (fauxhawk) (46↑, 117↓)
While previous-definitions do apply; they discribe mostly the manfauxhawk. A ladyfauxhawk generally utilises a sort of "layered" haircut. By having a shorter layer of hair on the top of the head, one could then gather it ang gel it into a "mohawk"fan. Like the manfauxhawk, the sides are lamely left unshaven, and the "hawk" is pitifly small. [Internet famous]ly sported by tossers such as [Jeffree Star], and as such, it's not recomened you do it (all lameness aside) so as not to appear to be a bilge-sucking [fangirl]. But you wouldn't do it in the first place, because it's [lame].

Girl: Hey\! I have a fauxhawk JUSTLIKE [Jeffree Star]\!\!*FANGASM\!* Me: Uh. okay. But if you wern't a lamer, you'd have shaved your sides like I do. Ew. can you clean up your fanjizm? I think Im ill.

12. (fauxhawk) (98↑, 193↓)
Faggy haircut worn by people of the homosexual or retarded genre.

Bill - "Hey dude, nice fauxhawk\! Haha" Derek (Fauxhawk) - "Dude, you want to spoon or something...?"

13. (fauxhawk) (86↑, 213↓)
Fauxhawk a bad haircut only for Beckham-a-likes.

David Beckham Wears a Fauxhawk, its not worth looking that bad.\!

14. (fauxhawk) (85↑, 216↓)
A term used to indentify individuals who pretend they are aboriginal in order to get tax-free cigarettes, gasoline and, better access to government grants for art and cultural projects.

Ojibwee my ass. He's a fauxhawk with a lame script.

15. (fauxhawk) (137↑, 273↓)
simply: A fake mohawk. The hair is combed up to a point. A fauxhawk makes you look gay, BAD metro, and coneheaded. If you had any balls you'd shave the sides.

I have a fauxhawk cause my mom picks out my clothes. I have a fauxhawk cause the men like it. I have a fauxhawk cause Im too lame to shave the sides. My head comes to a point because I have a fauxhawk. I have a fauxhawk cause Im from [brasher]

Author: emazing and locky http://fauxhawk.urbanup.com/1272491
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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